A downloadable game for Windows and Linux

Current (Discontinued) Desktop Version 4.0.2 | Current Steam Version 5.2

Set logic aside to play the game where losing is actually winning and your character may be the dumbest person to ever live!

After waking from a terrifying dream of your own untimely death, you attempt to make your way to the Finnigan Brothers' Fun Park for its last day then back home again in this all-new text-adventure from CoaguCo Industries. You must survive ten chapters of ridiculous deaths and traps spanning over one hundred and fifty ways to die with no discernible way to navigate to safety. It's like playing Russian roulette with five chambers loaded, but more frustrating.

Warning, this game is reading. Lots and lots of reading.

  • All-new Story Mode to make better sense of your fate
  • Legacy Choose and Random Modes unlockable after your first win
  • Two holidays modes: Halloween and X-Mas; active on their respective holidays
  • All-new multiplayer Saboteur to kill friends or strangers
  • 18 achievements
  • Hand-drawn art of mostly skulls and blood
  • Original music from Azucar

The new Story Mode allows for more choices in the way you perish and better odds of surviving.  It incorporates a new luck mechanic that, when it runs out, so does your chances of making it to the Fun Park.  The original Choose Mode, where you select a number blindly, and Random Mode, where the computer selects your fate, are included but only accessible after you play the game on Story Mode first.

The new Saboteur feature now allows friends or strangers to jump into your game and dog your ever step with a variety of traps. Don't worry though, you can always choose to jump into someone else's game and return the favor.

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The Deluxe DLC Upgrade is also now available on Steam!

The Deluxe Edition is now available on Itch! Purchase it here and get a free Steam key.


One Way To Die - Linux 64bit 44 MB
One Way To Die - Windows 32bit 40 MB
One Way To Die - Windows 64bit 41 MB

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